|This is a thing of beauty. And death. And not mine, I eat mine before I can take a photo.|
But we are concerned with the McGangbang. This is a complete Junior Chicken Sandwich inside an entire McDouble. You make one of these jewels of humanity by ordering both and seperating the McDouble patties between the top and bottom bun and putting the chicken sandwich inside. What you have, truthfully, is bliss.
Think of it this way. Having your first McGangbang is like being left on a deserted island for three years with nothing but coconuts and spindly crabs to eat, and a cooler full of filet mignon and Godiva chocolates wash up on shore. It's that good. That world changing.
I've compiled a short list with which to state my case, and make everyone go out and get one of these marvels of industry. Granted, most of these are just my opinion, but hell, it's my blog.
1. The McGangbang is cheap.
All you need do to have this beautiful meal is order a McDouble and a Junior Chicken Sandwich from the value menu. To get something this bad for you, you'd have to go spend five bucks or more at KFC for a Doubledown. But even with Canadian pricing, the McGangbang is only 2.78. When we can spend over thirty dollars for fast food with Mike involved, this is not something to be ignored.
|The McGangbang costs exactly this much in the funny Canadian Monopoly-style money. I refuse your two dollar coin!|
There is nothing about a chicken sandwich inside a double cheeseburger all from McDonalds that says it should taste good. At all. It says logically that it should be vomit-inducing. Instead, this is one of the best fast food items I've ever tasted. I honestly could get this once a week and be okay with it.
3. The McGangbang has a soporific effect.
No lie. If you've got insomnia, get a McGangbang. After eating one, you're going to feel like you just ran the New York Marathon while using barbituates, and will promptly get in a three hour nap on the couch while the cat uses you as a pillow. And you will love it.
4. You now belong to the McGangbang club.
Very few people are in on the idea that you can make new sandwiches out of the original McDonalds menu. But you know. You're in on it. You are part of the a quiet little club that does unspeakable things that actually harms nobody. Good job.
5. The joy of ordering.
There is something about ordering the componants for a McGangbang that makes a little thrill of happiness go through you. Because at some point you'll go up to the second window on the drivethru, and part of you is always hoping that you've found another kindred spirit in the McDonalds worker. That you'll get a wink or a nod, some sign that whoever is handing you the brown paper bag of death knows what is going on with you. And that alone is enough to make you less regretful when you're done.
|I was going to add Oreos, but who am I kidding, Oreos are perfectly healthy for you.|